Eastenders Blog

Comments on the 7th of July,

Firstly, those gone missing from Eastenders this week for reasons unknown are Dennis, Sharon, Pat and Ricky. Don't worry though, they'll all turn up sooner or later.
Gary is still an idiot, although a better husband to Laura than he ever was to Lynne. Lynne should so come back from her disappearance with a baby. That'd be pretty hilarious.
Little Mo is still mighty amusing, you know that she's going to start earning loads more than Billy and wind him up, leading to tension, that'll result in some horrible misunderstanding. Fortunately as it's Billy and Mo it'll be resolved really easily. Hooray!
As Kat's now proffessed feelings for Alfie, it'll take him about 3 weeks to get it together with her. That or it'll happen tomorrow. If it doesn't happen tomorrow it'll definately be three weeks.
Janine is so my favourite the most amusing character right now. She's so going to hire a hitman to kill of Natalie if things don't go her way. Which'll be amusing.
And finally, the lights that Martin and Asif are using to grow that weed, will not even help slightly. They need really powerful floodlights, not stupid UV ones like they have.

Comments on 5th August Episode

I never get tired of saying how stupid Gary Hobbs is. Really. He is dumb.
I am unsure however, who is funnier. Alfie, Derek's Eyebrow, or Janine.

Comments on 29th July Episode

Sonia seems to be getting simpler by the day. She acts all slowly and in hushed tones. I'm sure Jamie's death somehow destroyed most of her brain cells. I'd be severely worried about the NHS employing people like that, if Eastenders was real.
Kat was just being really annoying, flying off the handle at just about anything, including attacking Billy Mitchell, even though he's the best thing that has happened to her sister in like forever.
And you think that Laura would have realised a while ago that there was at least the possiblity that Gary wasn't the dad.
It's all stupid

Comments on 14th July 2003 Episode

I'm so so glad that Janine didn't go any further. Because that would have just been disgusting. Ewh.

Comments on 7th July 2003 Episode

On the good side of things, Vicky/Vicki didn't cry. Not even once. Which is excellent, as seeing her cry is most unpleasent. If an Eastenders script writer ever sees this, can all future acts of her crying be hidden behind a pillow, brick wall or some other device.
On the bad side of things, you can just tell that the scriptwriters can't resist an urge to mess around with Kat and Alfie's relationship. You just wish they'd lay off a character or two for once.
In other news.

• Martin is just a bit of an idiot
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• Anthony went from being incredibly drunk and incomprehensible to not very drunk and comprehensible far too quickly


• Why did Gary suddenly volunteer to paint that fence? Did seeing his one night stand and future son someone make him inclined to paint?


• Dan Ferraira really needs to get over Elvis. It doesn't suit a man his age.